I don’t get out, really ever at all, and I’m never upstairs for very long. When I’m downstairs it’s already too late, my world’s topsy-turvy while the outside waits. What am I?

What do you call a calculator that works instantly?

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What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?

Riddle: They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?

They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?

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I have teeth but cannot eat. Without a mouth, I roar a steady beat. What am I?

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What’s the opposite of isolate?