Riddle: What means of transportation gives people colds?
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A choo-choo train.
These funny riddles with answers are sure to raise a laugh from all the family!
Riddle: What means of transportation gives people colds?
A choo-choo train.
Riddle: What did the cake say to the knife?
Do you want a piece of me?
Riddle: What did the femur say to the patella?
I kneed you.
Riddle: Why did the developer go broke?
Because he used up all his cache.
Riddle: How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By Norse code.
Riddle: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights.
Riddle: What happened to the beans when they showed up late to work?
They got canned.
Riddle: Why can’t you annoy a skeleton?
You can’t get under their skin.
Riddle: When is a baby like a basketball player?
When it’s dribbling.
Riddle: Why don’t mermaids play tennis?
They might get caught in the net.
Riddle: How did the hobbit ruin the boxing match?
He tried to destroy the ring!
Riddle: What fastens two people yet touches only one?
A wedding ring.
Riddle: Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas?
In the Santa Clauset.
Riddle: What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause.
Riddle: What is a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night!
Riddle: Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles.
Riddle: What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner.
Riddle: What’s it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
Riddle: What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?
A leper con.
Riddle: What do computers eat for a snack?
Microchips.
Riddle: Why did the computer get glasses?
To improve his web sight.
Riddle: What kind of flowers are great friends?
Rose buds.
Riddle: What happened to the woman who fell into the upholstery machine?
She’s fully recovered.
Riddle: Why does a dragon sleep all day?
So it can hunt knights.
Riddle: Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Riddle: When is a football player like a judge?
When he sits on the bench.
Riddle: Why did the woman wear a helmet every time she ate?
She was on a crash diet.
Riddle: What do you call a fairy that doesn’t take a bath?
Stinkerbell.
Riddle: What does a rain cloud wear under his clothes?
Thunderwear.
Riddle: Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get crowns on her teeth.
Riddle: What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?
A sandwitch.
Riddle: What does Cinderella wear at the beach?
Glass flippers.
Riddle: What did the balloon say to the pin?
Hi, Buster.
Riddle: Why is it always wet at the North Pole?
Because of the reindeer.
Riddle: What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route round?
R2 detour.
Riddle: When shouldn’t you drink a hot beverage?
If it’s not your cup of tea.
Riddle: Where do sailors take their baths?
In a tubmarine.
Riddle: What is the laziest mountain in the world?
Mount Everest, of course!
Riddle: Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Riddle: Which part of a mermaid weighs the most?
Her scales.
Riddle: What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Riddle: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
Riddle: What letter is the coolest in the alphabet?
B. It is surrounded by AC.
Riddle: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck.
Riddle: Why did the man write his novel in his basement?
He wanted it to become a best cellar.
Riddle: What language does a billboard speak?
Sign language.
Riddle: What is the least spoken language?
Sign language.
Riddle: Why was the picture sent to jail?
Because it was framed.
Riddle: What period of time weighs the least?
A light-year.
Riddle: Why is the moon like a dollar?
Because it has four quarters.