Riddle: How is Santa Claus like a pirate?
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Santa says, “Ho, ho, ho.” A pirate says, “Yo, ho, ho.”
Pirate riddles
Pirate Riddles & Answers
Arrr, matey! Why don’t ye be tryin’ these free pirate riddles (with answers, of course)? They be a treasure!
What did the pirate captain say when his crew turned down the volume of his favorite musical?
Riddle: What did the pirate captain say when his crew turned down the volume of his favorite musical?
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“This be mute Annie!”
Why do pirates like Apple?
Riddle: Why do pirates like Apple?
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Because they invented the Aye Pod.
What kind of makeup do pirate girls wear?
Riddle: What kind of makeup do pirate girls wear?
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Ship gloss.
Why did the pirate walk the plank?
Riddle: Why did the pirate walk the plank?
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Because he didn’t have a dog.
Why are pirates great singers?
Riddle: Why are pirates great singers?
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They can hit the high Cs.
Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store?
Riddle: Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store?
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To buy an iPatch.
What wears an eye patch and robs ships at night?
Riddle: What wears an eye patch and robs ships at night?
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A vampirate.
Why did the pirate give his ship a coat of paint?
Riddle: Why did the pirate give his ship a coat of paint?
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Its timbers were shivering.
What are the 10 letters in the pirate alphabet?
Riddle: What are the 10 letters in the pirate alphabet?
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Aye-Aye, Arrr and the Seven Seas.
What’s it called when two pirates call it a draw?
Riddle: What’s it called when two pirates call it a draw?
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A stale-matey.
What game did the pirate’s parrot always want to play?
Riddle: What game did the pirate’s parrot always want to play?
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Hide and speak.
Which Star Wars character do pirates like the most?
Riddle: Which Star Wars character do pirates like the most?
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Aarrggh-2-D-2.
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Riddle: What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
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A rookie.
Where can you find a pirate’s bathroom?
Riddle: Where can you find a pirate’s bathroom?
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The poop deck.
How do you make a pirate angry?
Riddle: How do you make a pirate angry?
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Take away the “p” and he becomes irate.
What grades did the pirate get in school?
Riddle: What grades did the pirate get in school?
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High C’s.
How did the pirate stop computer hackers?
Riddle: How did the pirate stop computer hackers?
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He installed a patch.
What do pirates put on their toast?
Riddle: What do pirates put on their toast?
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Jelly Roger.
Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
Riddle: Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
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To the dock.
Why can’t pirates finish the alphabet?
Riddle: Why can’t pirates finish the alphabet?
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Because they always get stuck at sea.
What do you call a pirate that skips class?
Riddle: What do you call a pirate that skips class?
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Captain Hooky.
How do pirate captains talk to each other?
Riddle: How do pirate captains talk to each other?
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Aye to aye.
What has eight legs, eight hands and eight eyes?
Riddle: What has eight legs, eight hands and eight eyes?
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Eight pirates.
Why don’t pirates like to play golf?
Riddle: Why don’t pirates like to play golf?
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They keep hooking the ball.
Why are pirates such good fishermen?
Riddle: Why are pirates such good fishermen?
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They have the best hooks.
Why can’t you take a picture of a pirate with a wooden leg?
Riddle: Why can’t you take a picture of a pirate with a wooden leg?
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Because a wooden leg doesn’t take pictures.
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
Riddle: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
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Because he was standing on the deck.