Question: What kind of bird writes?
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A pen-guin.
Riddle: Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Because he stole the show.
Riddle: Why do ducks like the rain?
They enjoy fowl (foul) weather.
Riddle: What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
A dog wags a tail, a marine biologist tags a whale.
Riddle: How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?
By their bark.
Riddle: My best friend is older than me but I was there when he was born. How?
He’s my dog (and is older in dog years).
Riddle: What do reindeer hang on their Christmas tree?
Horn-aments.
Riddle: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
Riddle: What does Mrs. Claus say when she looks at the sky?
Looks like rain dear.
Riddle: What’s a baby’s favorite reptile?
A rattlesnake.
Riddle: What do you call a snake with a great personality?
A snake charmer.
Riddle: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Riddle: What has a thousand needles but does not sew?
A porcupine.
Riddle: Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
Because it was too far for them to crawl.
Riddle: Which two keys can’t open any doors?
Monkey and donkey.
Riddle: Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because it kept running out of the pen.
Riddle: A person shot an eagle. A cop watched but did nothing. Why?
The person was playing golf.
Riddle: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Bacon and legs.
Riddle: What do you get when you cross a bear with a forest?
Fur trees.
Riddle: Which sharks would you find at a construction site?
Hammerhead sharks.
Riddle: You have two dogs. How can you give one away, yet keep both?
Give one away and rename the last dog ‘Both’.
Riddle: Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin.
Riddle: There are ten birds in a tree and a hunter shoots one. How many are left in the tree?
None. The other birds would’ve flown away after the gun shot.
Riddle: What has a power socket on one end and a corkscrew on the other?
A pig.
Riddle: What bird is with you at every meal?
A swallow.
Riddle: Why won’t they let elephants on the beach?
They can’t keep their trunks up.
Riddle: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A CaNiNe.
Riddle: What animal has no wings but yet will fly?
A caterpillar. It will fly when it becomes a butterfly.
Riddle: What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, it croaks every night!
Riddle: Play me with a ball and bat or hear me chirp in a top hat. What am I?
Cricket.
Riddle: How can a leopard change its spots?
By moving from one spot to another.
Riddle: Where can you see how popular a spider is?
On a web-site.
Riddle: What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
Riddle: I have three letters, cut one off and I become stronger. Cut two off and I become ten.
A fox. Remove the f to leave ox, a strong animal. Cut off the fo to leave X, the Roman numeral for 10.
Riddle: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
Riddle: When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.
Riddle: Why didn’t the butterfly go to the dance?
Because it was a moth ball.
Riddle: If there is a bee in my hand what is in my eye?
Beauty – because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder!
Riddle: What animal is most likely to eat a relative?
An anteater.
Riddle: I sound like a musical insect whose first half is another insect. What am I?
Beetle.
Riddle: What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?
All of them, a house can’t jump.
Riddle: How do you spell the word cow using thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
Riddle: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time for a new fence.
Riddle: What animal is named after the animal it eats?
Anteater.
Riddle: What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
Riddle: What king can you make if you take the head of a lamb, the middle of a pig, the hind of a buffalo, and the tail of a dragon?
Lion.
Riddle: There are 30 cows in a field and 28 chickens. How many didn’t?
There are 30 cows and 20 ate chickens, so that means 10 didn’t.
Riddle: I have horns but I do not beep. I like to bleat but I am not a sheep.
A goat.
Riddle: What kind of goose fights with snakes?
A mongoose.