Riddle: Who is never hungry during Christmas?
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The turkey because he is always stuffed.
Christmas riddles
What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?
Riddle: What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?
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Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Riddle: What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
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Claus-traophobic.
I wear a dress of glowing light but no longer can I grow. I have many needles yet never do I sew. In I come and up I go then down I come and out I go.
Riddle: I wear a dress of glowing light but no longer can I grow. I have many needles yet never do I sew. In I come and up I go then down I come and out I go.
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A Christmas tree.
What word can go after Christmas, family and palm?
Riddle: What word can go after Christmas, family and palm?
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Tree.
What do you call a cat that gives you presents?
Riddle: What do you call a cat that gives you presents?
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Santa Claws.
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Riddle: What do snowmen call their offspring?
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Chill-dren.
What did Santa need when he sprained his ankle?
Riddle: What did Santa need when he sprained his ankle?
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A candy cane.
How is Santa Claus like a pirate?
Riddle: How is Santa Claus like a pirate?
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Santa says, “Ho, ho, ho.” A pirate says, “Yo, ho, ho.”
Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas?
Riddle: Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas?
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In the Santa Clauset.
What do elves make a sandwich with?
Riddle: What do elves make a sandwich with?
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Shortbread.
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Riddle: What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
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Santa Pause.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Riddle: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
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Nothing, it was on the house.
What is a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
Riddle: What is a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
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Silent Night!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas tree?
Riddle: What do reindeer hang on their Christmas tree?
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Horn-aments.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
Riddle: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
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No-eye-deer.
What does Mrs. Claus say when she looks at the sky?
Riddle: What does Mrs. Claus say when she looks at the sky?
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Looks like rain dear.
What is special about the Christmas alphabet?
Riddle: What is special about the Christmas alphabet?
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There’s no L.
What do you get when you cross Santa with a detective?
Riddle: What do you get when you cross Santa with a detective?
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Santa Clues.
What kind of music do elves listen to while they work?
Riddle: What kind of music do elves listen to while they work?
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Wrap music.
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Riddle: Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
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Because they always drop their needles.
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a witch?
Riddle: What do you get if you cross a snowman with a witch?
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A cold spell.
What’s it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
Riddle: What’s it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
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A meltdown.
Why is it always wet at the North Pole?
Riddle: Why is it always wet at the North Pole?
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Because of the reindeer.
Which one of Santa’s reindeer can you see in outer space?
Riddle: Which one of Santa’s reindeer can you see in outer space?
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Comet.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Riddle: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
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A puddle.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
Riddle: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
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In the dictionary.