Riddle: Why did the dog go down the rapids?
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Because it likes ruff water.
Riddle: Why did the dog go down the rapids?
Because it likes ruff water.
Riddle: Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Because he stole the show.
Riddle: Dogs cry when they see me. You sleep as I walk by. I am known to drive you mad. What am I?
The moon.
Riddle: How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?
By their bark.
Riddle: Why did the pirate walk the plank?
Because he didn’t have a dog.
Riddle: You have two dogs. How can you give one away, yet keep both?
Give one away and rename the last dog ‘Both’.
Riddle: What wears a coat in winter and pants in the summer?
A dog.