Riddle: What type of dog goes to shopping centres but never buys anything?
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A Maltese (mall-tease).
Dog riddles
What follows a dog wherever it goes?
Riddle: What follows a dog wherever it goes?
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Its tail.
A dog crossed a river without getting wet, and without using a bridge, a boat, or a raft. How is that possible?
Riddle: A dog crossed a river without getting wet, and without using a bridge, a boat, or a raft. How is that possible?
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The river was frozen.
Which dog breed sounds like a bird?
Riddle: Which dog breed sounds like a bird?
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Beagle (sounds like eagle).
What do you call a left-handed dog?
Riddle: What do you call a left-handed dog?
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A south paw.
What type of dogs do scientists have?
Riddle: What type of dogs do scientists have?
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Laboratory retrievers.
Why did the dog go down the rapids?
Riddle: Why did the dog go down the rapids?
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Because it likes ruff water.
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Riddle: Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
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Because he stole the show.
Dogs cry when they see me. You sleep as I walk by. I am known to drive you mad. What am I?
Riddle: Dogs cry when they see me. You sleep as I walk by. I am known to drive you mad. What am I?
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The moon.
How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?
Riddle: How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?
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By their bark.
Why did the pirate walk the plank?
Riddle: Why did the pirate walk the plank?
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Because he didn’t have a dog.
You have two dogs. How can you give one away, yet keep both?
Riddle: You have two dogs. How can you give one away, yet keep both?
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Give one away and rename the last dog ‘Both’.
What wears a coat in winter and pants in the summer?
Riddle: What wears a coat in winter and pants in the summer?
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A dog.
