Riddle: How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
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Bring a chair back with you.
Leg riddles
What has toes but no feet or legs?
Riddle: What has toes but no feet or legs?
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Toma-toes.
I have hundreds of legs but I can only lean. You make me feel dirty so you feel clean. What am I?
Riddle: I have hundreds of legs but I can only lean. You make me feel dirty so you feel clean. What am I?
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A broom.
It is often running yet it has no legs. You need it but it doesn’t need you. What is it?
Riddle: It is often running yet it has no legs. You need it but it doesn’t need you. What is it?
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Water.
What has feet and legs and nothing else?
Riddle: What has feet and legs and nothing else?
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Stockings.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Riddle: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
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Bacon and legs.
I have no bones and no legs but if you keep me warm, I will soon walk away. What am I?
Riddle: I have no bones and no legs but if you keep me warm, I will soon walk away. What am I?
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An egg.
I have three eyes and only one leg. Obey me, or you will be sorry. What am I?
Riddle: I have three eyes and only one leg. Obey me, or you will be sorry. What am I?
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A traffic light.
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Riddle: What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
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A rookie.
What has eight legs, eight hands and eight eyes?
Riddle: What has eight legs, eight hands and eight eyes?
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Eight pirates.
Why can’t you take a picture of a pirate with a wooden leg?
Riddle: Why can’t you take a picture of a pirate with a wooden leg?
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Because a wooden leg doesn’t take pictures.
I have more legs than a man yet I am slower. I have more hearts than a man yet I am feeble. I never last longer than a year but part of me lasts a lifetime. What am I?
Riddle: I have more legs than a man yet I am slower. I have more hearts than a man yet I am feeble. I never last longer than a year but part of me lasts a lifetime. What am I?
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A pregnant woman.
What kind of table doesn’t have legs?
Riddle: What kind of table doesn’t have legs?
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The Periodic Table or multiplication tables.
What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?
Riddle: What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?
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All of them, a house can’t jump.
