Riddle: Why was the cat sitting at the computer?
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It was eyeing the mouse.
Cat riddles
What do you call a cat that gives you presents?
Riddle: What do you call a cat that gives you presents?
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Santa Claws.
What do you get when you cross a black cat and a lemon?
Riddle: What do you get when you cross a black cat and a lemon?
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A sour puss.
If 5 cats catch 5 mice in 5 minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch a mouse?
Riddle: If 5 cats catch 5 mice in 5 minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch a mouse?
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Five minutes.
I act like a cat and I look like a cat yet I am not a cat. What am I?
Riddle: I act like a cat and I look like a cat yet I am not a cat. What am I?
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A kitten.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Riddle: What animal has more lives than a cat?
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A frog, it croaks every night!
What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Riddle: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
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Kittens.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Riddle: When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
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When you’re a mouse.
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Riddle: What kind of cats like to go bowling?
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Alley cats.
A cat can jump 5 feet high but can’t jump through a window that’s 3 feet high. Why not?
Riddle: A cat can jump 5 feet high but can’t jump through a window that’s 3 feet high. Why not?
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Because the window is closed.